Yes, and me.
I’m angry. I’ve tried to calm down using music, booze and venting at a mirror but I can’t. Instead I’ve written a comprehensive telling off for everybody including you. In the interested of making this readable in a timely manner I’ve limited myself to two sentences and no swearing, which was a hell of a challenge. Read this and feel bad, you deserve to.
I understand you’ve been messed around and despised by successive governments for decades now but which part of you decided ‘I know, I’ll mash my nose in to a fine paste with a heavy meat tenderiser to spite my face?’ The knee jerk reactionary part, that’s which, you damned fools.
The Woman Who Said That She Voted to Leave the EU Because She ‘Didn’t See the Point in her Daughter Learning French’ Because, In Her Words, ‘She’s Never Going to Go There.’
Merely repeating what you said is dressing down enough you utter, utter cretin.
Cynical Appropriators of World War 2.
Seventy year old conflicts from a time when the shape of world politics was absolutely unrecognisable are completely irrelevant and when you bring up either World War to argue about Brexit you, by implication, suggest that I dishonoured the memory of my grandfather’s distinguished service in the Navy fighting the Nazis by voting to remain. How dare you.
Being concerned about immigration may not always be racist but it is the sort of curtain twitching xenophobia I had hoped we’d left in the twentieth century. Add to that the fact that we will need to take part in the common market in order to survive, which will also guarantee free movement of labour and so make no difference to immigration, and I hope you feel like the idiot you are.
The tiny number of you who voted overwhelmingly wanted to remain, the ones who didn’t bother deserve the hell they’re bringing down upon themselves. And well done for failing to organise all those rallies before the vote when they might have actually made a difference.
All Other Remain Voters, Including Me and, Probably, You.
Where was your passion before the results were announced? You failed to convince anyone because you didn’t even bother to try or, if you did, you failed to say anything remotely inspiring or interesting, idiot.
Hey, you necro-porciphiliac, how’s that plan to unite the Tories by getting the European question answered once and for all doing? Keep your shiny cheeks shut on the back benches, you abject failure.
Hope you’re happy you jowly, mop headed, Beano character, look what you did. Also you owe the country enough money to build a new hospital every month and I’m sorely tempted to try to find a way to take you to court to get it, liar.
You’ve failed to show even the slightest concern for the failure of the remain campaign, the campaign of which you were a part, and as a result of your failure you’ve risen to the top by virtue of everyone else sinking down. What a shameful, pointless Prime Ministership you’ve managed to grasp.
Good man you may be but your complete inability to do anything but yell in to an echo chamber has destroyed all hope of anything ever getting any better. I want a competent version of you in charge of the Labour party so that it can win elections, to most people a ‘movement’ is something you flush down the toilet.
The Parliamentary Labour Party.
He’s been fighting for this for forty years, his supporters are absolutely passionate and full throated and you’re bringing nothing to the table. The fact that you thought a mass resignation could work just demonstrates how completely out of touch you are.
Your tepid and simpering response to the disgusting, misogynistic, homophobic abuse I’ve seen some of you hurl at people online is repulsive and you should all be ashamed, saying ‘but they’re mean to us too’ is a pathetic excuse used to do nothing. Also you’re doing it wrong, a cult of personality is supposed to form around a person with an actual personality.
‘Balance’ doesn’t mean inviting one pro-brexit economist on for every pro-remain economist any more than it means getting climate change deniers on to argue with other people who are actually correct. I’m not sure what the point of reporting news actually is if facts, established actual facts, are ignored because the government of the day don’t like them.
The Murdoch Papers.
Three decades of howling about immigrants and whinging about the EU has got you what you wanted, well done, you’ve destroyed even the illusion of democracy in order to serve Darth Murdoch. You might be the worst people in this, you bunch of race baiting filth.
UKIP and Other Racists:
You said ‘not a bullet was fired’ in order to achieve a ‘revolution,’ forgetting Jo Cox’s murder which was absolutely the result of your mendacious campaign clearing a path for the sort of racism you’ve always pretended to disavow. Now you’ve vanished because you already know how terrible the storm that’s coming is going to be, well done Wormtongue.
Every other racist.
Slope off and rot in your hovels, dogs. In the 21st Century the only excuse for actual, full blown racism is genuine cranial trauma, otherwise you’re the sort of simpering coward who fears anything they don’t expect.